The worst way to get anywhere.
You’re a busy New Yorker. You know exactly which subway car to be in at all times. You mourned the death of the Metro Card because at least it would keep the tourists at the kiosk a little longer. Maybe you’ve even hopped a turnstile or two when things are really dire (read: you’re late for Adult Choir).
You’re always rushing (no I’m not Russian, I’m Italian!). But wouldn’t it be nice, just once, to take the long way home?
Enter a destination and we’ll tell you the longest, stupidest, most asinine way to get there. You’ll never take these routes, but hey, let’s play pretend.
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